I'm tired of spam comments. Here are some offenders.

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I'm so tired of spam comments. A good number sneak past my spam filters all the time. I had to enable comment moderation in order to prevent them from benefiting from my blog's Google juice.

I'm going to out some recent offenders in this post. If only to make me feel better. Here it goes:

• In the comments to a post on cloud computing: "We understand the complexities involved with a DUI in Orange County, and can create a strategy and represent you before the Orange County Criminal Courts and the Department of Motor Vehicles ~ YOU HAVE A 10 DAY DMV DEADLINE FOR YOUR ATTORNEY TO CONTACT DMV TO STOP THE LICENSE SUSPENSION ~" (Compliments of Christopher Koch & Associates in California)
• "How to choose a bankruptcy attorney-If you go on the internet these days you will find a growing number of bankruptcy attorneys advertising their services. Bankruptcy filing in California is increasing at a record pace due to ongoing financial struggles consumers are facing due to job losses and toxic home loans. While many Californians consider filing bankruptcy, the need for a good bankruptcy lawyer...(blah blah blah blah goes on for much longer...)" (Compliments of...you guessed it..Law offices of Zhou and Chini)
• "Ya, what you about legal Reacher is having good Or bad....Now the age of internet and modern communication networks now allows high quality legal research and legal back office services to be performed around the world." (Compliments of Law Wave)
• "That’s great to hear! Please let us know what you think of it. I am greatly enjoying it, myself. Thanks for the update." (Again, inanity from Koch & Associates)
• "You definitely have a great post over here! I am starting to understand better how making money using blog works. Thank you." (More inanity from Law offices of Zhou & Chini)
• "That’s great to hear! Please let us know what you think of it. I am greatly enjoying it, myself. Thanks for the update." (Again, Koch & Associates, if you can believe it)
• "Great job! This one is an instant classic! I really enjoy this post. Thanks for your info." (From, wait for it...Law office of Zhou & Chini)
• "That’s great to hear! Please let us know what you think of it. I am greatly enjoying it, myself." (More witty satire from Law office of Zhou & Chini)
• "That is one of the most incredible feelings on Earth." (Law office of Zhou & Chini. Again. Just shoot me now)
• "Nice site! Very professional and full of information." (Koch & Associates. Calgon, just take me away already)
• "It's really amazingly well written article." (Habla ingles Koch & Associates?)
• "I am always up for a thoughtful discussion like this. Thank you for bringing a well thought out and reasoned comment to the discussion." (Wow. Thanks for the fantabulous insight, Koch & Associates)
• "I believe that privacy has to be looked at more and more the way that the social world is moving.  It is so important to take precautions when partaking in online activity." (Attorney Disability Insurance .com)