Crimes & Misdemeanors

There's criminal activity afoot and someone's got to keep track of it.  And, that someone is me:

• Astronauts, adult diapers and mallets, oh my!:  A bizarre love triangle resulted in a very strange set of criminal allegations, indeed.  (Quizlaw)
• Married Lawyers Face Trial for Payment Demands After Wife's Affairs:  It's good to know that you can always count on lawyers to come up with "creative" extortion schemes. (The Legal Reader)
• "Too tired to walk," man steals police car:  I'm not sure who's dumber--the cops who left their car running with the keys in the ignition or the guy who stole the car.  (Dave Barry's Blog)
• Car thief calls bondsman after stealing his car:  Yet another criminal genius at work. (Yahoo)
• Can I see my license and registration please?:  An honest cop (gasp!) gives himself a ticket for  passing a stopped school bus and fines himself $235.  All in a day's work, I suppose.  (Quizlaw)