Legal Antics

Gun with whiskey glass attachment.

If you added an attachable ashtray, this particular gun cold be the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearm's logo:

How did we ever get by without one?

Via Patently Silly:

A Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

I've always wanted one of these!

What a great idea!  We could all use a "Combination Lawn/Garden Ornament and Cremation Container" couldn't we?

Hat tip:  Patently Silly

Guess what this strange device is?

a) A designer house for the little guy
b) A chastity belt of sorts for men
c) A device intended to treat erectile dysfunction
d) An wacky version of SNL's recent and enormously popular gift idea from the video short "D*ick in a box"

If you guessed "c", then you're way smarter than me.

As explained in the patent application:

"Once the user pulls himself into the chamber so that his legs extend out the rear of the chamber and the front wall is located approximately at his waist, he is in a position to begin the mental foreplay that is preferred prior to applying suction to the chamber."

For more entertaining and far more explicit details, visit Patently Silly.

Because couldn't we all use one of these?

Via Patently Silly.

A Weed Cutting Golf Club: