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May 25, 2011

It's a reasonable request.

Via On the Record in Cook County Sleepy_stenographer :

Defense Counsel - I need at least 25 pages to summarize all my legal arguments your honor.

Judge - You can write 25 pages counselor so long as you tell me which 15 pages I should read.

Defense Counsel - Should I put that in the Order?

Judge - No.

 

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