Legal Antics

Well, he is an angry bird.

Via Courtoons:

It's a reasonable request.

Via On the Record in Cook County :

Defense Counsel - I need at least 25 pages to summarize all my legal arguments your honor.

Judge - You can write 25 pages counselor so long as you tell me which 15 pages I should read.

Defense Counsel - Should I put that in the Order?

Judge - No.

 

In case you're in the mood to stay within the lines...

A coloring book for the lawyers out there who are afraid to dance to the beat of their own drum.

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It'd be funny if it weren't true...

Image via Wikipedia

Every legal client needs one of these.

 

The last one...sadly, so true.

I have no comment...

Other than, this video of a SWAT team in action kinda reminds me of this Far Side cartoon:

 

 

And they wonder why we can't fix things when they hire us.

Copyright Infringement

Lawyer: So you actually filed a copyright application?

Creative director: Oh, no, we just slapped a circle "c" after everything.

312 Plum Street Cincinnati, Ohio 

via Overheard in the Office, Jun 19, 2006

Am I the only one confused by the lap dance reference?

Lawyer wants to bring hot girl to the strip club tonight - 34 (Ft. Lauderdal - W Hotel)

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Date: 2011-04-18, 9:54AM EDT

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Hi! I am an attorney here in Ft. Lauderdale for business. I am staying at the W Hotel. I am good-looking, athletic (former college football player), confident, assertive, strong, intelligent, and successful.

I am going to be in meetings for most of the day, but after work I am going to head to one of the local strip clubs to have some fun.

I am going to bring 1-2 hot girls with me. Would you like to come? Be fun, sexy and willing to put on your best outfit. I would be more than happy to buy you a lap dance or two.

No expectations, just want to enjoy myself while I am in town.

Pack a bikini if you want to hang out in the W Hotel pool afterward.

Respond back with a description of yourself and what club you would recommend.

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