Judge: So I'll adjourn this trial to April 12, 2012.
Lawyer: They say the world may end in 2012.
Judge: Then I recommend you settle the case.
--Civil Court, Sutphin Boulevard, Jamaica
Overheard by: Big Larry
via Overheard in New York, Feb 18, 2011
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