Wouldn't surprise me to learn that this guy aced the bar.

Where Lawyers Come From

Spazzed customer: Yo, dude, I need something to help me concentrate. I have to take a really big test and then I can forget it all. I have to take the bar -- have you heard of that? It's for being a lawyer.

Employee: Um, well, we have this herbal product to increase the blood flow to your brain.

Spazzed customer: Can I smoke pot with it?

Employee: Uh, sure.

Spazzed customer: Great. You take credit cards?

Employee: Yeah.

Spazzed customer: Great, thanks [leaves the store without buying anything].

--GNC, Astoria
via Overheard in New York, May 20, 2007

Comments

[Christopher G. Hill]

Nicole,

Thanks for this bit of humor. It's always amazing to me the lengths (chemical and otherwise)to which desperate bar takers will go for an edge. Anything but study, I guess.

Keep up the humor, the legal profession needs more of it.