A lawyer joke for you:
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney
were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three
professions represented. The physician said, “Remember, on the sixth
day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first
surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession.”
The engineer replied, “But, before that, God created the heavens and
earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer.
Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine.”
Then, the lawyer spoke up. “Yes,” he said, "But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?”
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