From a recent Craiglist posting:
Perfect on Paper - 24
Here's the thing, it's easy for people to lie about themselves, or
even tell the truth but spin it. Given that, I can make myself look
pretty damn good without saying anything untrue. I'm 24, single,
extremely intelligent with a degree from a top ten school, attending a
top 5 law school. I play guitar and sing very well, I've been in bands
and I write lovely little pop songs. I'm cute, in a geeky, part-Jewish
kind of way. I write well, I read tons, and I can talk about anything
(except for most sports, though sometimes I can fake it.) I can hold my
liquor but avoid drinking to extremes. I am funny as hell, with a
quick, sarcastic wit. I cook-- once I've made you breakfast, you're
mine. I am sweet, caring, and sensitive.
Thing is, the way people write about themselves around here, none of
that sounds very special, does it? But there is more. Perfect on paper
is boring in person, but I'm a lot more complicated than that. I'm
insecure, moody, and fairly damaged-- I like to think of that as the
bitter kick that makes the sweetness all the better. I'm also a little
bit more sex-driven than the typical "perfect guy." That's probably a
good thing too.
I'm not posting a photo cause my friends will mock me endlessly if
they see this ad. Of course, I will trade. If you want to get to know
me and find out all my dark secrets, just send me an email. Stand
forewarned that I like long, thoughtful messages, both sending and
receiving them.
Hat tip: Above The Law.
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