From the archives of our sister blog, Sui Generis, comes the following:
Well, She Was Lying Down in the Bed
Lawyer: Then why did you have sex with your cousin while she was sleeping?
Client: I honestly thought she wanted it. Really, I would never do anything to hurt her. I think of her like a sister.
Lawyer: Perhaps we shouldn't put you on the witness stand. 2605 E. Cliff Road Burnsville, Minnesota
via Overheard in the Office, May 26, 2005
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