There's criminal activity afoot, and I'm here to tell you all about it:
- Dude, I said "time out"! --Wouldn't it be great if kid rules still applied to grown ups? (theage.com.au)
- They're called pockets, my friend. -- Next time, I suggest you use 'em. (Sun-Sentinel.com)
- He's poisoning me with embalming fluid, officer! -- Yeah right, lady. What are you smoking?...Oh, all righty then. Thanks for sharing. (PalatkaDailyNews.com)
- MUI, the latest suburban problem -- Put your hands in the air and step away from the lawnmower! (The Moultrie Observer)
- The very first thing you learn in car jacking school -- First and foremost, make sure that you know how to operate the vehicle in question prior to attempting to steal it. (Reuters)
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