From a recent Craigslist posting:
to the cute assistant DA who arraigned me yesterday - m4w
Reply to: email@example.com
Date: 2007-01-17, 2:50PM
I noticed you in the courtroom as soon as they let me in from the bullpen; you arraigned me on charges of making graffiti, posession of a graffiti implement and misdemeanor posession. any chance I can buy you dinner when I'm done with my 2 days community service?
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/264150195.html
(Hat tip: Knownunknowns)