Comedic Break

For your reading enjoyment, I offer the following:

The following are actual statements placed on insurance forms where the car's driver attempted to summarize the details of their accident in the fewest words possible.

• No one was to blame for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert.
• I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight.
• I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control.
• On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke.
• The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.