In this article, it is reported that a Pace University student was arrested for making and selling fake IDs and charged with Forgery in the Second Degree and Criminal Possession of a Forged Instrument in the Second Degree. Nothing particularly surprising about that, right?
But, what caught my eye was the following evidence of mental genius:
It is believed that the fake licenses were sold to students principally so they could unlawfully engage in underage drinking.
Um, ok then. Thanks for cluing me and your apparently-dumber-than-door-nails readers in. I never would have figured that out.