Lawyer seeking mistress / girlfriend - 33 (Austin)
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Date: 2009-07-15, 11:57PM CDT
If you've read this far, you must not think I'm a total asshole, so I guess I'll just be direct as to what I'm looking for.
First off, I love my wife and have no intention of leaving her for anyone. I just don't love fucking her. The sex is old, stale, and sporadic. We don't have kids, so no worries about you being a total homewrecker or anything. But don't think that I'm about to leave her, either. That said, here's a bit about me and what I'm looking for.
I like the finer things in life. I eat at five star restaurants, stay at five star hotels, and fly first class. I go to lawyer conferences three or four times a year in such "work-friendly" venues as the Bahamas, Hawaii, etc. I'd like someone to come with me on those trips. You'll be on your own during the day, but hang out with me during the evening. I get invited to some very nice parties during these trips, and I'd love for you to come along. So hopefully you look nice in a cocktail dress and know how to talk to people. I won't be bringing you to any firm functions, because it would be beyond tacky since everyone knows I'm married here in Austin. But in Maui, it's a different story.
I see us getting together a couple or three times a week. Sometimes just for dinner and drinks, other times for something more initimate. I don't imagine too many sleepovers at your place during the week though, lol. Your place. Hmmm... If things work between us for a while, we could figure out a nice place for you to stay. I don't have a problem with putting you up in a luxury apartment, but that's something we'd talk about after we've been seeing each other for a while and agree we enjoy each others' company. Anyway, like I said there wouldn't be sleepovers but there would definitely be some nice dinners and evenings together. I have a profitable but stressful job, and I like to set all that shit aside sometimes. So I'd throw the Blackberry aside, and we'd go get some drinks, maybe see a movie, chill for a while, etc. I'm a big fan of his & hers day spa packages, and if I don't have a good steak dinner once a weak, I'm pissy.
So what's in it for you? Well, I'm a great guy. Lol. I also like to play real life Barbie, meaning that every week we spend together is likely to mean your wardrobe grows. If you like nice clothes and lingerie, well, I like to see you in them and get off paying for them. I can't hire you, but I can say that I did on your resume and provide you with one hell of a reference. I also contribute enough to U.T. that a recommendation letter from me may help you get into a nice grad program if that's your thing. I'm not going to just straight up give you money, as I'm not looking for a prostitute. (Really.) But if you need clothes, a new phone/computer/etc., I'll hook you up. If you and I click in a major way, an apartment and a car is a possibility. When i say click, I mean we'd actually have to enjoy hanging out together and being around each other.
You probably want to know what kind of shit I like to do. Well, I like to drink. :) I like going to the Alamo Drafthouse... steak or Italian joints... the occasional club. I'm not a real 6th street club kind of guy. I'd rather get some booze and movies, head back to your place, and have some laughs and fun. Fun doesn't always mean sex, either. Yeah, I'm hoping that you're hot enough I'm going to want to be inside you every day. But I'm also looking for someone to just put reality aside and relax with. Sometimes that will mean you and me on a couch, watching a nice movie, snuggling for a bit, and just the two of us enjoying our time away from the real world.
I think I've rambled enough for one night. Let me know if you think this sounds interesting...
First off, I love my wife and have no intention of leaving her for anyone. I just don't love fucking her. The sex is old, stale, and sporadic. We don't have kids, so no worries about you being a total homewrecker or anything. But don't think that I'm about to leave her, either. That said, here's a bit about me and what I'm looking for.
I like the finer things in life. I eat at five star restaurants, stay at five star hotels, and fly first class. I go to lawyer conferences three or four times a year in such "work-friendly" venues as the Bahamas, Hawaii, etc. I'd like someone to come with me on those trips. You'll be on your own during the day, but hang out with me during the evening. I get invited to some very nice parties during these trips, and I'd love for you to come along. So hopefully you look nice in a cocktail dress and know how to talk to people. I won't be bringing you to any firm functions, because it would be beyond tacky since everyone knows I'm married here in Austin. But in Maui, it's a different story.
I see us getting together a couple or three times a week. Sometimes just for dinner and drinks, other times for something more initimate. I don't imagine too many sleepovers at your place during the week though, lol. Your place. Hmmm... If things work between us for a while, we could figure out a nice place for you to stay. I don't have a problem with putting you up in a luxury apartment, but that's something we'd talk about after we've been seeing each other for a while and agree we enjoy each others' company. Anyway, like I said there wouldn't be sleepovers but there would definitely be some nice dinners and evenings together. I have a profitable but stressful job, and I like to set all that shit aside sometimes. So I'd throw the Blackberry aside, and we'd go get some drinks, maybe see a movie, chill for a while, etc. I'm a big fan of his & hers day spa packages, and if I don't have a good steak dinner once a weak, I'm pissy.
So what's in it for you? Well, I'm a great guy. Lol. I also like to play real life Barbie, meaning that every week we spend together is likely to mean your wardrobe grows. If you like nice clothes and lingerie, well, I like to see you in them and get off paying for them. I can't hire you, but I can say that I did on your resume and provide you with one hell of a reference. I also contribute enough to U.T. that a recommendation letter from me may help you get into a nice grad program if that's your thing. I'm not going to just straight up give you money, as I'm not looking for a prostitute. (Really.) But if you need clothes, a new phone/computer/etc., I'll hook you up. If you and I click in a major way, an apartment and a car is a possibility. When i say click, I mean we'd actually have to enjoy hanging out together and being around each other.
You probably want to know what kind of shit I like to do. Well, I like to drink. :) I like going to the Alamo Drafthouse... steak or Italian joints... the occasional club. I'm not a real 6th street club kind of guy. I'd rather get some booze and movies, head back to your place, and have some laughs and fun. Fun doesn't always mean sex, either. Yeah, I'm hoping that you're hot enough I'm going to want to be inside you every day. But I'm also looking for someone to just put reality aside and relax with. Sometimes that will mean you and me on a couch, watching a nice movie, snuggling for a bit, and just the two of us enjoying our time away from the real world.
I think I've rambled enough for one night. Let me know if you think this sounds interesting...
- Location: Austin
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PostingID: 1272434131
Well, I guess you can't say Texan's aren't straight-talkers.
But, still, UGH!
Posted by: Cranky Amy | July 29, 2009 at 11:33 AM