A priest, a lawyer and an engineer are about to be guillotined. The
priest puts his head on the block, they pull the rope and nothing
happens. He declares that he's been saved by divine intervention, so
he's let go.
The lawyer is put on the block, and again the rope doesn't release the blade. He claims he can't be executed twice for the same crime and he is set free too.
They grab the engineer and shove his head into the guillotine. As he looks up at the release mechanism, he says, "Wait a minute, I see your problem..."
what's funny in it? seems like the posted joke is not complete...
Posted by: Vaporizer | June 19, 2009 at 12:45 AM
A lawyer, a jockey and a rockstar walk into a bar. The bartender looks up at them and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
Posted by: Joe White | July 01, 2009 at 04:16 PM
This is from me
Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder and a giraffe walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
The nurse said to the doctor, "There's an invisible man in the waiting room." The doctor replied, "Tell him I can't see him now."
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One said to the other, "How do you like that? Pay toilets."
Do you know about the two TV antennas that got married? The wedding was terrible, but the reception was terrific.
Do you know what you get when you play a country song backward? You get your job back, you get your house back, your wife back, your truck back ...
Posted by: Funny Questions | October 03, 2009 at 05:13 AM