From a recent Craiglist listing:
Call it a mid-life crisis, but I want a younger girlfriend. I'm 6'0", 195lb., and of German-Italian heritage, divorced with no kids. I'm a former pentathlete, so I'm in pretty good shape. And, I know this is important for finding a younger girlfriend on Craigslist: My apartment looks out over Central Park, I drive a Mercedes-Benz S600, and I wear a $44,000 Breguet watch.
I'm not looking for a "sugar daddy/sugar baby" relationship. I'm not giving anyone an allowance, or paying for someone else's apartment or car. But, I have a taste for the good life, so there will be a lot of nights out at fine restaurants and vacations to warm places in the winter.
E-mail me with a picture with a line or two about yourself. I'm looking for someone in her early 20s (at least 21), slim, white, and knows how to dress well.
Hat tip: Above the Law.
All I'm saying is I found this ad more than a little intriguing and we're meeting for drinks after work Tuesday.
Posted by: Ron Coleman | October 27, 2008 at 02:48 PM
Translation:
DWM, way beyond prime, shallow and materialistic, with desperate need to impress others and compensate for shortcomings, seeks SWF, early 20s, for fun, travel, and possible future palimony suit.
Posted by: kushiro | October 28, 2008 at 09:32 AM
Well, at least he limits it to women who are at least 21 years of age. Maybe that's just so that she can get into the gambling casinos at all those warm places in the winter.
What I want to know is, if he's so lonely, why can't he just snuggle up next to his $44,000 Breguet watch?
Posted by: David Leffler | October 28, 2008 at 01:15 PM