See, the law really is funny! The following round up is my offer of proof:
- Can you really blame him?--A lawyer's gotta find an outlet for all that stress somehow. (Quizlaw)
- Uh, no, no, no, no, no?--Doh! (The Party of the First Part)
- They wanted cash in the envelope?--Crap. Who knew? (How Appealing)
- I need some more time to complete discovery, your honor--A lot more time. I'll start reviewing the evidence. Today. Using my car's DVD player. At the outlet mall. Yes. Yes! Yes!!! (Quizlaw) (And, if this particular commentary makes no sense to you, you obviously did not read the first item above)
- $29,000--That's just about enough to get a good boob job. Exxxcellent! (Sui Generis)
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