I don’t like driving behind Buicks, Oldsmobiles or Ford Tauruses. I
think that women who fake tan all the time look silly. I suspect that
people who have rotty breath just don’t floss. Mean people suck (just
like the bumper sticker says), and terrorists are jerks.
Not the opening you expected, huh? Well, I like to have a little
fun with just about everything I do, so why not on Craigslist, the #1
place to meet some stranger for NSA sex. No, that’s not what I’m here
for (though to each his own if that’s your thing). Actually, I was just
wondering if there are really any cool women on Craigslist—someone to
date long-term, someone who I didn’t meet in a bar or at church,
someone who’s “all that and a bag of chips” (kettle-cooked preferred).
I’m not a bad-looking person, and I’ve been called (among other
things) cute, attractive, and cougar-bait. But since I’m afraid of
getting mauled, I don’t go for cougars, especially ones who drive
old-people cars, have leather-like skin from fake-tanning too much
(usually its Jewish or Italian women—why is that?), have crap between
their teeth, and are mean terrorists… even if they try to lure me in
with kettle-cooked chips. I’m a lawyer, I work hard, and I play
hard—just check me out on karaoke night and you’ll see what I mean.
So, what am I looking for? To be honest, it’s hard to sum it up in
a few words, and I’m looking for the right woman all around. No, not a
round woman—that’s not my style. I’m attracted to fit women. You don’t
have to be an anorexic or bulimic (they have bad teeth and fingers, I
hear), but I’m relatively fit myself, and I’m trying to keep it that
way, so I’d like a woman who takes care of herself physically.
Intelligence is important—if you think the Da Vinci Code was a tough
read, move on to the next dork posting something on Craigslist. And I
can’t stand women who are selfish—I’m a giving person, and I’d like to
get a little back. If you bring sexy back, well then you get bonus
points (and maybe a lawsuit from JT for stealing his thing).
Pretty, funny, social, silly, outgoing, successful, happy, awesome.
That’s me. ;-) Just kidding. But if that describes you, hook me up with
a response and a picture. No picture gets no response or picture from
me. C’mon… take a chance. Let me convince you that I can rock your
world!
- Location: Wexford
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