Legal Antics

Multiple bar exams-and a model to boot. Awesome.

SEXY, TAN, MUSCULAR LAWYER / MODEL LOOKING FOR PRETTY N SMART GIRL

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Reply to: pers-zujsm-1234106356@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-06-22, 11:26AM PDT

This is for all of the girls out there who are smart and sexy and fun. Why is it so hard out there to meet a girl who has both beauty and brains?

Well, here is a guy who has the total package to offer. I am a hot, muscular tan guy with a great body, nice smile and pretty face. I am also intelligent, having passed multiple bar exams and can carry a great conversation and make you laugh. I am also lots of fun to be around and know how to party, be naughty and get wild. I love giving massages, kissing and all types of sensuality. I have a great sense of humor and an entertaining personality

I am looking for a girl who is not only attractive but also smart and sexy as well. If you are drama-free, open-minded and know how to have a good time, I look forward to hearing from you.

Please contact me with a picture and we can further communicate. Look forward to meeting you soon!

• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1234106356

Wish I'd know this before law school.

My Therapist Says That's Why I Don't Get Any

40-something man: Hey! I know you! You're Victor's daughter, right?

Teenage girl: Yeah.

40-something man: Wow, look how tall you've gotten. You probably don't remember me, but I'm a friend of your dad's from way back.

Teenage girl: Oh, awesome. (smiles)

40-something man: So...how are you? Still in school?

Teenage girl: No, no, graduated and taking a year off and then studying to be a lawyer.

40-something man, shaking head: Well, be prepared for a life of celibacy.

--34th St & Park Ave

Overheard by: Sessi Li
via Overheard in New York, Jun 16, 2009

If only stupidity were a defense...

Will lawyers *ever* get technology?

4PM We're Looking for a Porn Site.

Lawyer, about purchasing domain name: Why don't you go through that website. What's it called? Who's your daddy dot com or something?

CEO: I think that's a different kind of website, Brett.

Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Receptionist
via Overheard in the Office, Jun 4, 2009

A new use for social media status reports.

That's right.  I just couldn't stay away.  I'll continue to post over the summer, posting just won't be as predictable as before.

Via Courtoons:

New blog

If you're a foodie, check out my newest blog, The Epicurean Esquire.  Thanks!

Summer vacation

I'm going to take a summer break from this blog--a break of undetermined length.  At least one month--maybe two.

But, never fear--I'll be back before you know it.  Try to carry on in my absence;)

Free Screencast- "Web-based Law Practice Management Systems"

For a limited time, the 3rd episode of lawtechTalk, "Web-based law practice management systems" can be viewed for FREE.

This screencast (a recording of computer screen output along with video of me discussing what is seen) will focus on three web-based law practice management systems.  We'll discuss the concepts of SaaS (software as a service) and "cloud computing" and will explore the main features of  each to help you figure out which will best meet your needs.

This screencast is a little under one hour long and is sponsored by the three SaaS (software as a service) companies featured in the screencast: Clio, LawRD, and Rocket Matter and will be available for viewing at no cost until Sunday June 14th.  Simply contact lawtechTalk for information regarding how to access this screencast.

If only this guy had shared just a bit more about himself...

Eclectic Guy Wants to Get Out Tonight - 25 (Friendship Heights)

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Reply to: pers-kgf78-1208633505@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-06-06, 3:03PM EDT

Hello! I'm a 25 year-old single white male. I'm 5'11 with blue eyes, and while I’m no He Man, I’m not a fatass either (I’ve been called “cuddly”). I'm a lawyer (although I’m not one of THOSE lawyers…I’m into human rights and anti-discrimination work) and I’m working on my Master’s. I'm a leftist, but not radically so. I'm clean, in good health, and confident, but not unjustifiably cocky. I like to think I'm considerate, laid-back but cultured, too charming for my own damn good, understanding, and not the jealous type (although "not the jealous type" doesn't mean naive). I'm a lot of fun, and somewhat particular. With that said, I suppose I’ll start off Julie Andrews style and tell you about some of my favorite things.

GOING OUT: I don't mind staying in once in a sometimes, but I do like to get out and see what there is too. When I'm not trying to convince you that I'm cool enough to email, I enjoy diners, good beer, shooting pool, going to plays, walks (especially around embassy row), hot tea, sleeping in, falling deep into some conversation I never planned on getting into, and maybe getting into a small bit of trouble. I generally don't like clubs, but St. Ex is the exception to that rule for good music and a sense of style.

MUSIC: I enjoy many kinds of music. Some favorites includes Arcade Fire, Camera Obscura, Joy Division, Gza, Django Reinhardt, My Bloody Valentine, MF Doom, Dizzee Rascal, New Order, Rolling Stones (only the early stuff), the B-52's, Beirut, The Cure, Daniel Johnston, Hank William, Animal Collective, The Kinks, Joanna Newsom, EL-P, M83, Burzum, James Brown, Teengenerate, Velvet Underground, Girl Talk, Ramones, Dick Dale, Nausea, Ray Charles, Bad Brains, Peaches, and the list goes on. My ipod has everything from the obligatory indie rock, hip hop, delta blues, dub, funk, and ambient to Ethiopian Jazz, Peruvian Psych, Norwegian Black Metal, Thai disco, Bulgarian Choral Pieces, and Japanese pop.

FILM: I love foreign and indie films. You can almost always sucker me into watching something by Anderson, Hanneke, Hitchcock, Coppola, Kurosawa, Godard, Rohmer, Almodovar, and that sort of thing. If something is on at Bethesda Row, E Street, or the Silver, there's a good chance I'll want to see it.

Just a few of my favorite films include Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Metropolitan, The Godfather (I and II), Breathless, Masculin Feminin, Ghostbusters (I watched this all the time at grandma’s house when I was little), Lost in Translation, Pulp Fiction, Ran, Throne of Blood, Amelie, and Cache.

BOOKS: I like the classics. Homer, Euripides, Sophocles, and the like. I'm working my way through those other literary classics though. I also really enjoy old comics like Little Nemo and Krazy Kat. Calvin and Hobbes is pretty good too.

OTHER CULTURE: I'm usually up for new experiences in the arts and music. I'm a slightly picky eater, but very much working on it. I don't watch that much TV, but I do love Arrested Development and Home Movies. Dan Savage is pretty interesting too. I'm a fan of the museums and various exhibits around town.

TURN OFFS: I’m not a big fan of poor hygiene, people who assume they’re better than people who are different than they are, or people who are all work and no play.

TURN ONS: I like women who are around my age or are a little younger, have an education or are pursuing one, are clean, know how to have fun, don’t have any drug problems (I wouldn’t count occasionally smoking weed as a problem, but I would count smoking multiple times a week), and share some similar interests with me.

If you like what you read, well, you know what to do :)

The guy was lying--lawyers don't know how to make small talk.

Via FMyLife:

Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which time I learned he was an attorney. FML